I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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