he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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