distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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