is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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