dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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