So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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