I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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