wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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