This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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