Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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