Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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