i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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