my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
this is an emotional support booty call
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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