i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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