She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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