I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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