fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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