Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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