Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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