am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
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We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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