the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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