talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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