Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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