Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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