3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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