I forgot how hot balto sounded
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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