when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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