Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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