I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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