he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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