I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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