That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Text me some of your sweat
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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