Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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