So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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