somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
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Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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