On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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