i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Are my feet made of real feet?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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