508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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