I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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