I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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