my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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