So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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