yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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