So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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