Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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