so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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