There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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