That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I didn't shave. On purpose
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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