Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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