Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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