so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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