found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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