Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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