Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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