We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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