omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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