Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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