I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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