Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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