did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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